i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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