Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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