You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just found puke in my bra..
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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