just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If I die, sorry about rent.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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