Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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