is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
nutella sex= disaster
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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