Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
Randomize