Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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