So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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