But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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