I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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