I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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