So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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