We should be called the Road Head Warriors
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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