I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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