Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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