i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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