yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
How naked do you want me to be?
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