Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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