I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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