Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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