my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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