it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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