I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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