I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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