Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
