So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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