Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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