What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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