i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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