Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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