Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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You're like the curious george of whores
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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