why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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