You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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