look no pants
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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