It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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