whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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