My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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