Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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