So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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