I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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