After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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