Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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