When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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