Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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