out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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