we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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