We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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