what if I'm pregnant?
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I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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