She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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