oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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