Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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