but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
high people should be assigned attendants
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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