i was born a porn star she said
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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