I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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