people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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