hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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